i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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