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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
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