Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
I'm always down for nudity.
Randomize
