tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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