He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
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I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
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I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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