I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
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I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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