we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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