Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
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Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
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This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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