I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
I just googled if crying burns calories
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Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
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I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
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