real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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