someone get that fucking seahorse.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
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No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
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Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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