We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
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Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
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No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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