remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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