of course. lets lasso hookers.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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