We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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