Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
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CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
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Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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