well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
So vagazzling was a success
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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