If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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