I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
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And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
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put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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