I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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