Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
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