Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
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all she had left on were here heels. phone five
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
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He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
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