I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
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