I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
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deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
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My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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