I hope mine doesn't look like that
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
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i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
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I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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