I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
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His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
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you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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