Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
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You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
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