You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
Michael Bay diarrhea
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
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we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
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I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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