Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
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