? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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