Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
Randomize
