Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
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Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
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Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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