she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
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just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
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I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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