You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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