More tranny stories later!
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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