i'm signing you up for texting rehab
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
be right there i have to get my cape
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
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