She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
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I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
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im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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