Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
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plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
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If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
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