You made me cry and you don't even care
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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