You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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