So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
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We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
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dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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