You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Randomize
