Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
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What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
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I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
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