One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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