What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
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