oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
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Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
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Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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