I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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