You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
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New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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