I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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