just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
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Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Houston, we have a blender
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
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Hi. This might be awkward, but I met you on saturday at about 330 am. I have to admit I don't remember your name, what we talked about, or various details of how I got home. What I do remember is that I was invested enough in getting your number to ask my cab driver for a pen to write it down since my phone was dead. So do you want to meet, soberer, some time?
Hey bro I think you got the wrong number I'm a dude
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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