Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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