these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
You ate ashes out of my bong
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
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