he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
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my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
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How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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