People in love make me want to vomit
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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