Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Actions speak louder than pants.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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